Bill:"My homework is really difficult
| Elephant jokes
Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in
| Music jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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Men
| Men jokes
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
| Blonde jokes
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.