Why did the vampire stand

What happened when the cannibals ate a

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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Who invented the telephone?

| Telephone jokes

Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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A motorway walks

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "Wha

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

| Pig jokes

How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

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What are the hottest days during

| Weather jokes

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.