Did you hear about the dumb father who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
| Computer jokes
Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Father Christmas:
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.