How does Dracula like to have his

As he was

| Military jokes

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?" "What?" asked the recruit innocently. "I said -- they are all out of st

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Why is Dick Clark a

| Horse jokes

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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What reindeer can jump higher than a

| Christmas jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!

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A man works in the

| Blonde jokes

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire dow

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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry

| Ethnic jokes

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!

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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.