What's the greatest birthday
| Birthday jokes
What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
| Bird jokes
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want
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Something
| Birthday jokes
Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.
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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
| Cat jokes
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
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Married life
| Marriage jokes
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.