Look, guide, here are some LION

There was an

| Ethnic jokes

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing

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Waiter, there is a

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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A man calls the fire

| Firefighter jokes

A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?" "Well," the man answer

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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her

| Cannibal jokes

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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Have

| Blind jokes

Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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Look, guide, here are some LION tracks. “Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”