Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
| Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
| Religious jokes
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said t
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1st Monster: What is that son of
| Monster jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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A brunette,
| Blonde jokes
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the re
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I cant believe it, said the tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?” “Well, that’s hard to say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was on a Wednesday.”