What is yellow on the inside and green on the
| Banana jokes
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is
| Music jokes
Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!
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Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
| Fishing jokes
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
| Horse jokes
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
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What sits in the middle of the world wide web
| Internet jokes
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !