What is the best way of stopping infection
| Witch jokes
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
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Who is the most popular
| Internet jokes
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.
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Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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What are ants called when they run away very
| Insect jokes
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?