A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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What do you call a ghost with a broken
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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Why do raindrops like lightning at
| Weather jokes
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
| Journalist jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?” No Morris!” she responded. Morris smiles, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?” “Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!” Now Morris laughs. “One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our Temple Building Fund check this month?” “Oy Morris I forgot that one too!” Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris, “So what are you smiling and laughing about? Morris responds, “They’ll find us.”