Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
| Food jokes
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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What do you call a show full
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
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A 90 year man
| Dirty jokes
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”