Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

Yo mama so fat she's got her own

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short

| Dog jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What are the most athletic

| Various animal jokes

What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

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My sister is so dim she thinks that

| Brother and sister jokes

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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I overheard a woman in a

| Computer jokes

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.