Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
| Political jokes
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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Policeman: I've had my eye on you for
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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Why did the blonde call the welfare
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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What's a rabbits' favorite song?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. “How’s it work?” the friend asked. “Watch,” the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, “KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It’s two AM!”