If you cross a telephone and a lobster

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

| Parent jokes

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in

| Weather jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the

| College jokes

Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman

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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo

| Music jokes

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.

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Customer: You

| Salesmen jokes

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.