Customer: Why is this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
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Q: What do you get
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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What kind of doctor does a duck
| Bird jokes
What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.
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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
| E-mail jokes
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
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Q: How can you tell who is a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
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How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.