What magazine makes cows stampede to the
| Cow jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What are ants called when they run away very
| Insect jokes
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
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Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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How do we know that hamburgers love classic
| Burger jokes
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
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Doctor, are you sure Im suffering
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
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How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!