How does a baboon make phone calls?

Did you hear about the football team who ate

| Sport jokes

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.

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Why do grasshoppers not go to

| Sport jokes

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

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As the family gathered for a big dinner

| Military jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

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Q: What is

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.

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How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!