Making Weatherproof Clothes
| Book title jokes
Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day
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After being away on business, Tim thought it
| King Kong jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite
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One lab mouse to another:
| Mouse jokes
One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a
| Aviation jokes
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
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Which people do the
| Burger jokes
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they’re always dribbling!