Teacher: What
| Face jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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What did the wife spider say to her
| Insect jokes
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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Yo mama so short she has to use a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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What do you call an alien
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
| Idiot and fool jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!