Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car,

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us

| Christmas jokes

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She

| Baby jokes

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip

| Parent jokes

Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not so good," he replied. "But it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"

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Waiter, there's a

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to

| Computer jokes

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving? A: The police.