At a lesson in topography a
| Military jokes
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding
| Horse jokes
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
| Marriage jokes
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked. “You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!” “Really? How’d you do that?” “I dropped the ball.”