A Texan walks into a pub in
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's o
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Why do you never see zebras or
| Various animal jokes
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
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Why did the teacher decide to become an
| Humor jokes
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
| Dog jokes
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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Why do bees hum ?
| Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he’d give each of us a quarter.” Third came Jimmy. “My dad is an electrician. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to Johnny. “My dad’s a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e,” Johnny said. “And if he were here, he’d lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain’t never gonnaspell electrician.”