Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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How does an elephant get out of a small car
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
| Easter jokes
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
| Pig jokes
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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Two government economists were returning
| Business jokes
Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had bee
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Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”