A man sobering up from the night before is
| Religious jokes
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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What should you know before you teach your
| Dog jokes
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
| Telephone jokes
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
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Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.