Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo
| Music jokes
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men
| Men jokes
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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A man comes in to the room
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off.
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What did the police
| Police jokes
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!