Why did the python do national service ?

What is a double-blind study?

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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Q: How many Taureans

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

| Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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What do you call a boxing match between two

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

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What did one mosquito say to

| Insect jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !