What do you get if you cross a pig and a
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
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Q: How can
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
| Dirty jokes
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
| Humor jokes
What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.
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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !