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Q: How do you get a dog to stop

| Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

| Car and train jokes

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

| Birthday jokes

I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”