Police in Oakland, California spent two
| Idiot and fool jokes
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
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A general calls a colonel:
| Military jokes
A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
| Women jokes
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
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During a funeral for a woman
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During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and t
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How is a woman like a condom?
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How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !