What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
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Once upon a time there were five apples
| Apple jokes
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
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The farmer's son was returning from the market
| Farmer jokes
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and r
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One day while a blonde was out
| Blonde jokes
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over
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A little kid comes running into the
| Marriage jokes
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!