Teacher: You copies from

They're not going to grow bananas any

| Banana jokes

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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Q: What is a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas

| Christmas jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl

| Cannibal jokes

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

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Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!