Teacher: Why is the Mississippi

And what's your name?" the

| Food jokes

And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

| Music jokes

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Isnt the principal a

| School jokes

Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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What is a dentist's office?

| Dentist jokes

What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

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A little girl was playing in the garden when

| Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!