One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an
| College jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!