Teacher: What’s big

A guy took his blonde

| Blonde jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young

| Parent jokes

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like

| School jokes

Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because

| Humor jokes

Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

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A man was trimming his

| Blonde jokes

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks

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Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!