Teacher: What’s 2 and 2

A wildlife biologist crew

| Biologist jokes

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady

| Computer jokes

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you c

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

| Dog jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

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Teacher: That's quite a

| School jokes

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'

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Teacher: What’s 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good Pupil: Good ?, that’s perfect !