Two guys
| Hunting jokes
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
| Political jokes
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
| E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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Did you hear about the Finn who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don’t know Teacher: Correct !