A tourist is sightseeing in
| Music jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun
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Get this. said the bloke to his mates,
| Marriage jokes
Get this. said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
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Why did the tornado get
| Weather jokes
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Why did the monster go into hospital?
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
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Policeman: Why did
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you’re reading aloud ! Pupil : But I’m not listening !