A red-faced judge convened court
| Judge jokes
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 da
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What do you get if you cross a computer
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
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The sailor came home from a secret two year
| Marriage jokes
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Sam", he demanded. "No !" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked. "NO !!!" she
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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot
| Vampire jokes
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
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A doctor of psychology was doing his
| Mental health jokes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!