A blonde and a brunette were talking. The
| Dirty jokes
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks, "Don't you have a vase?"
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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What is black and white and black and white and
| Sport jokes
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Why was the
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !