A stupid man was
| Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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What did the elephant say to the famous
| Elephant jokes
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there'
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What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
| Fishing jokes
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
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Dad, why do you write so slow? asked
| Parent jokes
Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0