The seven-year old girl told her mom,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
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Why were the burgers in the
| Burger jokes
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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What does a Chinese restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
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Why can't an elephant ride a
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Did you hear about the piglets
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !