Barty and Dunny met in a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinne
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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What disease do horses fear most?
| Horse jokes
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
| Music jokes
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies,
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!