Q: Why did the blonde want to
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
| Bus jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
| Humor jokes
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Girl: How much is a soft drink
| Restaurant jokes
Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
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Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!