Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
| Cat jokes
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money
| Cat jokes
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
| Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !