Did you hear about the cross eyed

These two

| Ethnic jokes

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him w

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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both

| Lawyer jokes

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

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Would

| Easter jokes

Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."

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An enterprising mayor of the city of

| Zoo jokes

An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise to many unusual events. Last September one of the star attractions, Arnold, an Indonesian ape, escaped to the

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn’t control his pupils!