Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last

What did the alien say when his flying saucer

| Space jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?

| Music jokes

Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat 🙂

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Why is air a lot like sex?

| Dirty jokes

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?

| Men jokes

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

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The defendant

| Judge jokes

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

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Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.