Teacher : Would you at the
| School jokes
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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Have you seen www.yawn.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.
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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
| Dead and dying jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
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What would you get if you
| Halloween jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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A man was in court charged with
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I’m one of the students who make the top half possible !