Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea
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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day
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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had
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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
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What did the baby
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, “What changed your mind about learning math?” The son looked at mom and dad and said, “Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher’s desk and I knew they meant business.”