Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
| Religious jokes
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hel
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Waiter, there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
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Customer: Why does your sign say
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
| Cow jokes
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the
| Cow jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.