Q: What do you call cheese that's not
| Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
| Ethnic jokes
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Am
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
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Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
| Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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A priest and a taxi driver both died
| Heaven and hell jokes
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an
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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things — burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, “I hope you’ll be very happy there.”